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Remember: Cleanliness can lead to terrible health and demonic possession, so it's best to be filthy, healthy and happy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: .1pt 0in .1pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: .1pt 0in .1pt 0in;\"\u003eDark Ages Soap - \"It dulls as it dries.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: .1pt 0in .1pt 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: .1pt 0in .1pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Show your dedication to your favorite composers with our unique patches! 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Application to your favorite jean jacket or waistcoat is made easy with iron-on backing.\\nBach measures 3.77\\\" x 4\\\"\\nBeethoven measures 1.5\\\"x4\\\"\\nMozart measures 4\\\" x 2.66\\\"\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15105,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"14\":[null,2,0],\"15\":\"Arial\",\"16\":11}'\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Show your dedication to your favorite composers with our unique patches! 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