If you're a Viking, you know that no matter how hard you try to stay filthy, some days you wake up feeling fresh and dry. Stop rubbing your arm pits with wolf slobber! Olaf Olafsson's Long Lasting Viking Odorant will keep you stinking from first light until the evening's pillage and long into the cold, merciless night.
Imported to the present by Mac Barnett & Jon Korn. Relabeled to meet intertemporal standards by Stefan Bucher.