Far Future Travels

It’s hard to say what the future holds, even if you’ve been there, because people are always futzing with the past and creating new futures. But we can tell you how it feels, thanks to this mood ring (mood ring says…the future is…kind of a dark teal?). And we’re pretty sure there are robots. Make sure they’re properly equipped with a full range of emotions and voice immodulation. It will all be fine. Probably.