Dodo Chow – Time Travel Mart

Dodo Chow

$9.99

Dodos are notoriously finicky eaters and require a complex variety of nutrients to stay healthy. Van Warwijck's Dodo Chow, always imported fresh from the 1600s, will delight your dodo more than fruit from the tambalacoque tree while keeping its beak strong and its plumage radiant.

Imported to the present by Mac Barnett & Jon Korn.  Relabeled to meet tomorrow's standards by Shannon Doronio.