The newest technological trinket to hit jolly old England! This cutting-edge analog tablet is a great way to:
POST COMMENTS!
Write your thoughts on this tablet then show it to everyone who passes by!
BUILD YOUR SOCIAL NETWORK!
People will flock to you when they see you with this ambiguously handy tablet in tow!
FOLLOW YOUR FAVORITE CELEBS!
Literally follow around the people you’re obsessed with, from Charles Dickens to Queen Victoria herself, and use this tablet to fight off their personal guards!
CHECK THE NEWS!
Use this tablet as a sturdy surface to read your local newspaper on!
BROWSE THE WEB!
Got cobwebs? Look them over for spiders and use this tablet to swat them away!
USE THE LATEST APPS!
This tablet acts as a great serving tray for “apps” (Victorian slang for apples)!
