Wallace's Primordial Soup – Time Travel Mart
Attention: June 25 - 27, our Time Travel Marts in Echo Park and Mar Vista will be closed for a brief time jump. Our online portal remains open 24/7, no matter the era!

Wallace's Primordial Soup

$8.99

For four billion years, we've been making the tasty soup from which you emerged even tastier. We use only Earth-grown organic ooze and a special blend of prebiotic compounds. As always this soup has:
Hundreds of Amino Acids
No Artificial Life
No MSG Added
No Cholesterol
No Regrets

A retro-trade with 826DC's Museum of Unnatural History (Now Professor Tivoli's Astounding Magic Supply Co!)