Wallace's Primordial Soup – Time Travel Mart
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Wallace's Primordial Soup


For four billion years, we've been making the tasty soup from which you emerged even tastier. We use only Earth-grown organic ooze and a special blend of prebiotic compounds. As always this soup has:
Hundreds of Amino Acids
No Artificial Life
No MSG Added
No Cholesterol
No Regrets

A retro-trade with 826DC's Museum of Unnatural History (Now Professor Tivoli's Astounding Magic Supply Co!)